me applying for a job
  • head of the CIA: what makes you think you have what it takes to be a spy?
  • me: i've seen every single spy kids movie
  • head of the CIA:
  • head of the CIA:
  • head of the CIA: you're hired
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  • Brains, beauty & booty.

    (Source: lemme-holla-at-you, via zackisontumblr)

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  • grumpdiary:

    all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

    (via hippiecornflake)

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  • anchorholdsthesea: “ It’s Fall Y’all! ”
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  • pukejar:

    me thinking about myself: She’s cute I support Her

    (Source: naturallyverybeautiful, via song-of-myselfie-deactivated201)

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